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instagramofficial:

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

thebootydiaries:

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

certasluas:

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roseytint:

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

(Source: roseytint)

toastbio:

me: yeah im really tough

me: [gets scared by text notifications when they’re too loud]

me: [easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder]

me: [cries under any sort of pressure ever]

me: [cries when anyone raises their voice higher than their average volume]

me: so tough

f–r–a–g–m–e–n–t–a–r:

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